Do I have any sermons about courtship and walking down the aisle? Hmm…let’s see…Well, I’ve seen the most genuinely kind and noble-hearted individuals (who are educated professionals and good-looking to boot!) being suctioned into a quicksand of loneliness and jaded dating experiences. I’ve also seen infantile and flighty individuals bask in the spell of fresh love and find their intended sooner than you can pop champagne and holler “Mazal Tov!” So, no, I clearly don’t have any sermons about this confounding labyrinth we like to call dating. I’m still as bewildered as the next single person. With very few exceptions, the whole notion of dating and marriage has left me scratching my head more than any other subject.
(This is how I look like when I ponder life's many questions)
We then have an unconventional wedding in a wheat field (I skip the puffy princess gown and he forgoes a tux) and ride off into oblivion.
We end up living on the wheat field we married in. My husband is a witty scholar/muscled farmer and we have an adorable son.