Book
Review
Welcome to "Wear Your Invisible Crown"'s BOOK REVIEW Column. We will periodically feature a book or novel and will include our personal reflections based upon our reading. We will include books from various genres (spanning the range of fiction, memoirs, Jewish-themed books, psychology, dating, and classics). Read on for this month's BOOK REVIEW. We hope it's up your alley.
Pause
for a moment and envision the following: You are a competing in a National
Beauty Pageant and you (along with the other Beauty Pageant contestants) are
flying to a tropical destination where the Pageant will be staged and filmed.
Yet, there is one itsy-bitsy glitch in this glamorous agenda: The plane you are
flying on crashes and you and the other survivors are pitifully abandoned on a
cobra-infested, volcano-exploding jungle. You and your fellow surviving Beauty
Queens have little to subsist on—unless you can count “four hot roller sets,
straightening irons, three waterlogged beauty magazines, and laxatives” as
survival provisions. You and the other young women have it far worse than the
contenders on Survivor, because in
addition to your minor “do or die” predicament, you must also continue to rigorously
train for the Beauty Pageant, because when rescue does arrive you cannot afford
to be mortified in front of the national television screen with smudged eyeliner
and a sloppy runway walk.